A Song for Leaving Town
(Stolen without permission from Tom O'Bedlam's Song from Poe's "Adventures of Hans Pflaam")
*strums loot, er, Lute, that is, G chord*
With a heart of furious fancies
whereof I am commander
with a burning spear
and a horse of air
to the wilderness I wander!
(original verse by Trinculo:)
*strums lute again, G7*
With hope alive with glory
and a dream of fortune's favor
a bag of reagents
and my favourite lute
no arms nor armour all the braver!
*strums in G and dances around in just knickers while ettins, gazers, and orc lords give chase*
-Trinculo