"Free me of only half this affliction and I shall be a complete man. You must think of me as being as happy as it is possible to be on this earth-not unhappy. No! I cannot endure it. I will seize fate by the throat. It will not wholly conquer me! Oh, how beautiful it is to live and live a thousand times over." -Beethoven
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Compiled by: Little WhiteDove
SCENE ONE - The Good Queen's Sewing Room
Narrator: [Enters stage, takes seat on throne] Welcome friends. I've prepared a story for your entertainment this eve. Mayhaps ye have 'eard it, mayhaps not. [Equip rune book] *opens book* [Stroll slowly around Queen] Once upon a time, in the middle of winter A beautiful queen sat at a window sewing... [Freeze in place] Queen: [Uses a pile of wool on the spinning wheel] *pricks finger with needle* *sighs deeply* *looks out window* Oh, I wish I had a child With lips as red as blood With hair as black as ebony With skin as white as snow! [Clear stage, Building Owner chops spinning wheel. As he works Narrator continues.] Narrator: Soon after, she had a little daughter who was just as she had wished. She was therefore called Snow White. But alas! When the little one came, the good Queen died. [Good Queen hides] The King took another wife; beautiful, but proud and haughty. SCENE TWO Part One - Evil Queen's Castle
Evil Queen: Mirror, Mirror, on the wall, who's the fairest of them all? [Reflection hides (friended to house, won't fail), Mirror says "." to reveal, stage hand casts bless on Mirror to create sparkle effect] Mirror: Thou, O Queen, art the fairest of all! Evil Queen: *Cackles* [Mirror hides, Reflection reveals self] Narrator: But as Snow White grew up, she grew more beautiful. By age seven, she was more beautiful than the Queen herself! Evil Queen: Mirror, Mirror, on the wall, who's the fairest of them all? [Reflection hides, Mirror reveals self, stage hand casts bless on Mirror] Mirror: O Lady Queen, though fair ye be, another is fairer far to see! Famed is thy beauty, Majesty, but wait, tis a lovely maid I see! Alas, she is more fair than thee. Evil Queen: Reveal her name! Mirror: With lips as red as blood with hair as black as ebony with skin as white as snow! [Mirror hides, Reflection reveals] Evil Queen: Snow White! Narrator: The Queen turned yellow and green with envy. From that hour, whenever she looked at Snow White her heart heaved in her breast, she hated the girl so much. [Enter Huntsman across forest side through 'door', Reflection mimics Evil Queen's movements(Using arrow key macros to turn helps with this)] Huntsman: Ye seek my services M'lady? Evil Queen: Take Snow White away into the forest; I will no longer have her in my sight! Take her where she can pick wildflowers. Then, my faithful huntsman, you will KILL HER! Huntsman: But your Majesty! The little Princess! Evil Queen: Silence! You know the penalty if you fail. Huntsman: Yes, your Majesty. *hangs head* Evil Queen: But to make doubly sure, bring back her heart. [Huntsman exit] [Reflection and Evil Queen hide] [Snow White enters forest side] [Snow White's song] Some day my prince will come Some day we'll meet again And away to his castle we'll go To be happy forever I know [Bows and picks up Whispering Rose during Song] Some day when spring is here We'll find our love anew And the birds will sing And wedding bells will ring Some day when my dreams come true [Huntsman enters forest] Huntsman (to Snow White): Come away with me child; we shall take a short stroll in the forest. Snow White: Thou art most kind, sir. I love to romp with the forest creatures and breathe the pure air. [Both exit stage] SCENE TWO Part Two - Forest Walk[Both re-enter stage and stroll a bit, Huntsman turns and goes into combat mode with an Axe]Snow White: *weeps* Leave me my life! I will run away into the wild forest and never come home again! [Huntsman goes out of combat mode] Huntsman: Run away, then ye poor child! [Snow White exits running] Huntsman: The wild beasts will soon have devoured thee. At least tis a relief, I've no need to do the job myself. SCENE TWO Part Three - Evil Queen's Castle[Evil Queen and Reflection pop out of hiding. Huntsman walks to Queen's Room through Door, places red box on the lower table]Huntsman: The deed is done, here is your proof. [All exit] SCENE THREE - Dwarves Cottage
Narrator: Snow White, alone in the forest; ran as long as her feet would go. The forest creatures took pity on her and led her to a quaint cabin in the woods [Snow white enters the stage walking along the tile just to the bottom of the stage, the 'path.' She stops at the 'door.'] Snow White: It's adorable, just like a doll house! *knock knock* Is anyone here? I guess there's no one home... [Snow White enters the stage.] Why look, seven little chairs! This must be the home of seven little children -- Seven untidy little children from the looks of things! I'll make them something to eat, [Snow White clears the table as she walks around it and says her lines. She replaces empty plate on left table with plate of cookies and places a the Pitcher of Water with 2 Nightshade on the right table as flowers.] And clean a bit! When they come home, they'll be glad to find a meal ready. Narrator: By the time she'd finished She was simply exhausted. [Snow White makes way back around to chair and sits in it.] Snow White: *eyes close* [Enter dwarves one at a time in a straight line, with pickaxes and candles. In the following order: Doc, Happy, Dopey, Bashful, Sleepy, Sneezy, Grumpy. They walk along the 'path.' Doc stops them at the 'door' and they all turn and face up towards the stage.] ![]() Doc: Heigh-ho, Happy: Heigh-ho Bashful: It's home Sleepy: from work Sneezy: we go! Dopey: *whistles* Doc: Shh!!! Look! There's a light on in the house! Happy: Somebody's in there! Maybe a wraith or an orc! Or a deamon or a dragon! Sneezy: Or a PK! Grumpy: Mark my words, there's trouble abrewin! *points to feet* My corns hurt, that's the first sign! Bashful: *peeks in window* [Dwarves enter the house in combat mode. Doc leads the line through the door counter clockwise up and around the top of the tables. As each dwarf reaches his mark he stops and goes out of combat mode.] ![]() Doc: Shhh! Quiet! Search every crook and nanny! Er...every cook and ranny! Oh, just search everywhere! Sleepy: Hey, the sink's empty. Our dishes been stole! Bashful: No, they're not stole, Someone hid em in the cupboard! Happy: *sniiiiiiiiiiiff* Something's cookin! Grumpy: Don't touch it you fool! It's a Evil Queen's poison for sure! Sneezy: *sniffs flowers* Oh! My hayfever! Ahhhhhhh...Ahhhhhhh...Ahhhhhhh! [Bows] CHOOOOOOO!!! Bashful: What is it?! Sneezy: It's a, it's a, it's a GIRL! Bashful: She shore is purdy. *sigh* Grumpy: She's a female... And all females are full of wicked wiles! Sleepy: What's a wicked wile? Grumpy: I dunno, but I'm against 'em! Snow White: *stretches* Oh dear, I wonder if the children are... [Stands up] *looks around* OH! Why you are little men. Grumpy: We KNOW who we are, who is SHE? Ask her, Doc! Doc: [to Snow White]: What are you, and who are you doing here? Er...What do you, and who are you here? Oh, who are you please miss? Snow White: My name is Snow White, and I'm a princess. [Bows while introducing herself] I've cleaned and cooked in hopes I could be allowed shelter here tonight. Doc: Why we prever met a nincess! Er...Never pret a mincess! Grumpy: Oh stop stutterin like a do-do clock, Shut up and tell her to GET OUT! If the queen finds her here She'll swoop down and have her vengeance on us. Snow White: She doesn't know where I am, or even that I'm alive. Grumpy: That ole witch knows magic, she can even make herself invisible! All Dwarves Except Grumpy: *gasp* Grumpy: She might even be in this room right now. Bashful: *blush* How did ye find this house? *blush* Narrator: She gushed out her story of how her step-mother wanted her killed, But the Huntsman had spared her, and that she had run all the day until she stumbled across their dwelling. Sneezy: *a-choo* [bows] If she were to take care of our house... *a-choo* [bows] Maybe she could stay with us? Happy: [to Snow White]: What all kin ya cook? Snow White: Oh! I can cook lovely cakes... And apple pies... And even pizza! All Dwarves Except Grumpy and Dopey: SHE STAYS!!! Grumpy: *crosses arms* Bunch of ole nanny-goats, you make me sick! Next thing you know, she'll be tyin pink ribbons in your beards! Sleepy: I think it's a great -- [spins then falls into chair] zzZZzzZZzZZzZ Narrator: And so she stayed with them. She kept the house in order and every morning the dwarves went to the mine. [All exit] Narrator: This arrangement suited them well for many years. SCENE FOUR - Return to Queen's Castle
Narrator: The Queen, still believing she had Snow White's heart in her box, and thinking again she was the most beautiful... Evil Queen: Mirror, Mirror, on the wall, who's the fairest of them all? [Reflection hides, Mirror reveals self, stage hand casts bless on Mirror] Mirror: Oh, Queen, thou art fairest of all I see, but over the hills, where the dwarves dwell, Snow White is still alive and well, and none is so fair as she. Evil Queen: Snow White lies dead in the forest. The Huntsman brought me proof *Points to Box on table* Behold, her heart. Mirror: Snow White still lives, fairest in the land, tis the heart of a pig, You hold in your hand. [Mirror hides, Reflection reveals] Evil Queen: *shakes with rage* I've been tricked! Snow White shall die, and I will do it myself! *Rummages through a bookshelf* Mummy's dust to make me old... The Black of Night to shroud my clothes... [Evil Queen and Reflection remove Cape] To age my voice, an old hag's cackle... [Evil Queen picks up the Mortar and Pestle and mixes a blackpearl making a lesser potion for sound effect] To whiten my hair, a scream of fright... [Both use Hair Dye to change hair Grey] And a thunderbolt, to mix it well! [Evil Queen casts lightning or uses wand with lightening charges on self] *drinks potion* *gasps* [Both hide, change clothes to a brown Healers' Robe and Gnarled Staff] [Places an apple on the table that held the Mortar and Pestle] In Nox That should do the trick! Sleeping death, it can only be reversed, By love's first kiss. Bah! The dwarves will think she's dead! She'll be buried alive! AH HA HA HA HA! [All Exit] SCENE FIVE - Dwarves Cottage Farewell
[Dwarves start on stage in their positions.] ![]() Doc: [removes hat] Beware of thine step-mother, She will soon know you art here; Be sure to let no one come in! Snow White: I will be careful. *kisses top of his head* [Doc replaces hat and exits out door and off stage via 'path', Happy approaches, removes hat] Snow White: *kisses top of his head* Happy: *smiles* [Happy replaces hat and exits out door and off stage via 'path', Dopey approaches, removes hat] Snow White: *kisses top of his head* [Dopey replaces hat and runs back in line in front of Sneezy, Bashful approaches, removes hat] Snow White: *kisses top of his head* Bashful: *Blush* [Bashful replaces hat and exits out door and off stage via 'path', Sleepy approaches, removes hat] Snow White: *kisses top of his head* Sleepy: *yawns* *smiles* [Sleepy replaces hat and exits out door and off stage via 'path', Dopey approaches, removes hat] Dopey: *puckers* Snow White: I thought I already...? *kisses top of his head* [Dopey replaces hat and runs behind Grumpy, Grumpy approaches, removes hat] Grumpy: Now I'm warnin ya, don't let nobody in! Snow White: Why Grumpy, you DO care! *kisses the top of his head* Grumpy: *stomps off* [Exits out the door and takes a few steps] *smiles dreamily* [Exits off stage via 'path', Dopey steps forward and removes hat] Dopey: *puckers* Snow White: Oh you! *kisses the top of his head* [Dopey exits out door and off stage via 'path.' Just as he reaches his place in line backstage, Doc leads the dwarves in a march around the outside of the cottage. They march clock-wise on stage edge tiles until they reach their marks.] ![]() [Dwarves' song] Doc: We dig dig dig dig dig dig dig in our mine the whole day through Sleepy: To dig dig dig dig dig dig dig is what we really like to do Happy: It ain't no trick to get rich quick If you dig dig dig with a shovel or a pick Doc: In a mine! In a mine! In a mine! In a mine! Where a million diamonds shine! Bashful: We dig dig dig dig dig dig dig from early morn till night Grumpy: We dig dig dig dig dig dig dig up everything in sight Sneezy: We dig up diamonds by the score A thousand rubies, sometimes more *a-choo* [bows] Happy: But we don't know what we dig 'em for We dig dig dig a-dig dig [spins wildly] Doc: Heigh-ho, Happy: Heigh-ho Bashful: It's off Sleepy: to work Sneezy: we go! Dopey: *whistles* [Dwarves march off continueing clockwise along outside of cottage.] [Evil Queen enters along 'path' and stops on tile at 'door.'] Evil Queen: *polishes apple* *KNOCK KNOCK* Good things to sell cheap, cheap! All alone my pet? Snow White: Why, yes, I am. Go away, I cannot let anyone in. Evil Queen: And quite right too! Good girl! If you promised not to open up to strangers, then of course you can't buy. And as a reward for being good I'm going to make you a gift of one of my apples! Snow White: Ohh but that apple does look good. *opens the door a crack* *takes apple* You are most kind! *takes a bite* [Eats a lesser poisoned apple, becoming poisoned. Sits in chair] *closes eyes* Evil Queen: *maniacal laughter* Now I'll be fairest in the land! [Evil Queen exits along 'path.' Evil Queen and Reflection dye hair and change clothes back.] [Mages cast lightning on themselves on either side of stage during speech] Narrator: Meanwhile, the dwarfs came out of the mine to find the sky had grown dark and stormy. Loud thunder echoed through the valleys and streaks of lightning ripped the sky. [Dwarves march into house via 'path' and 'door' counter-clockwise up and around the tables until they reach their marks.] ![]() Doc: Snow White, Snow White! Wake up, we're home! Dopey: [Moves over to Snow White.] *shakes her gently* [Returns to mark.] Sneezy: *a-choo* [bow] She works so hard, she must be very tired! Sleepy: I know just how she feels... [sits in chair] zzzzZZZZZzzzzzZZzZ Doc: No, no, she's under some terrible spell! *picks up remaining piece of apple* [bows] She's been poisoned! By her evil step-mother no doubt. [All Exit] Narrator: And later, at the Evil Queen's castle... SCENE SIX - Queen's Castle with Snow White Dead
Evil Queen: Mirror, Mirror on the wall Who's the fairest of them all? Mirror: Oh, Queen, in this land thou art The fairest of them all. Evil Queen: At last! I am rid of her forever! [Queen exits] SCENE SEVEN - Prince Kisses Snow White
[Snow White starts seated in chair on stage.] Narrator: The dwarves mourned for many days. So beautiful, even in death, That the dwarves could not find it In their hearts to bury her. They fashioned a coffin of glass and gold, And kept eternal vigil at her side. One day, a handsome Prince heard of the maiden Who slept in the glass coffin And began to search far and wide... [Enter Prince on a white horse.] [Prince's song] [Rides in slow circles around Snow White] One Song, I have but one song One song, Only for you One heart, Tenderly beating Ever entreating, Constant and true One love, That has possessed me One love, Thrilling me through One song, My heart keeps singing Of one love, Only for you [Prince dismounts horse] She's so lovely . . . *kisses her gently*[Bows] *hangs head in sadness* Snow White: *open eyes* Oh heavens, where am I? Prince: Thou art with me, dearest, I love you more than anything in the world; come with me to my father's palace, where you shall be my wife. [Dwarves run out and dance madly and cheer on left half of stage ONLY.] [Fireworks are set off.] Narrator: Their wedding was set for the next day, and Snow White's step-mother was invited as well though, she did not know who the bride was to be. That morning she stepped before the mirror... [All Exit] SCENE EIGHT - Queen's Castle Ending
Evil Queen: Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who in this land is fairest of all? [Reflection hides, Mirror reveals self, stage hand casts bless on Mirror] Mirror: You, my queen, are fair; tis true. But the young queen Snow White is a thousand times fairer than you. Narrator: And at this the wicked queen was so angry she ripped the mirror from the wall and threw it across her room, [Reflection stays hidden.] [Mirror runs about emoting breaking sounds.] shattering it into a thousand pieces. Its magic was released in an explosion [Mirror sets of trapped pouches on self. She hides.] [Flamestrike Queen. She hides.] and she fell down dead, never to harm Snow White or anyone else again. [All three exit.] [Snow White and Prince enter left side of stage and dance a box step. Face each other. Take turns to bow. Go into war mode and one step at a time move in a box while narrator speaks. Come out of war mode, take turns bowing. Then exit at end of Narrator's lines.] Narrator: From that day on, Snow White lived in a great castle. But from time to time, she was drawn back to visit the little cottage down in the forest. And they all lived happily ever after. | ||||||||||