A Tribute to DD(performed to the tune of The Beverly Hillbillies Theme)

Here's a story of a man named DD
A pro-gramm-er, the best that you could see
Then one day he was posting at the U
And up from Brit comes a babblin foo.....whiners that is....UO scum.....

Up jumped DD with his magic purple words
Bravely swung, tried to slay the turds
But the whiners wielded GM hally-berds
And poor DD's tongue never spoke another word...Oo that is...ghostie

DD went and res'd and now he's got a pretty robe
He can't recall so he had to run to his abode
But when he got to his house he realized he'd lost his keys
All because of those whiners using UOE...oh, that's cheatin'...

So DD sat and thought, chin upon his arm
"Is my programming really worth all this smarm?"
Answer is this DD, Don't listen to 'em whine!
I think you're great, and you're REALLY DOING FINE... work that is... Love UO

-Avanti on May 26, 1999