|
|
Warik
Silence is Golden
Before I get to the heart of this story, allow me to describe the events leading
up to this gruesome display of violence.
As I was leaving the town of Trinsic to go off and slay helpless animals in
order to increase my fighting ability, I came upon a rather annoying fool. One
by the name of Horny Mr. Sulu.
The young fool began acting in a childish manner, hurling insults in my general
direction as I listened, not seeming to care. The spectators began to return
insults to him, I myself remained silent. The fool continued to babble, I grew
tired of his rantings.
"Sir, if thou does not cease thy babbling, I will have to silence thee."
I said.
"wow what a comeback, im scared." replied Horny Mr. Sulu
"And with good reason, couldst thou please shut thy mouth?" I told
him.
"youll have to shut it for me, come on, attack me." he taunted.
I would love nothing more than destroy him where he stood, but such an act would
be followed by my destruction at the hands of the tyrant British's guards. I
decided to await a later time to extract my revenge.
"Sorry friend, I do not wish to die to the guards. Thou wilt have to wait."
I said.
"figured, little coward."
And with that he was off. I tracked him down to a space away from town and approached
him.
"well well well if it isn't warik the little coward." he said, apparently
trying to taunt me again.
"Coward? We shall see." I spoke as I gave off an evil laugh.
I quickly entered a fighting stance and began lunging at him with my spear.
Naturally, the young fool did as I expected him to - he fled like a child. In
hot pursuit, I wondered what thoughts were running through his head, and how
the fool will treat future situations similar to this.
After the next lunge, I knew his thoughts. Pain. He collapsed in front of me
with a large groan. I checked his body for anything of value, but found nothing.
No matter, I taught the fool respect.
I thought he had learned his lesson, I was wrong.
Later that afternoon, a massive army of trolls attacked the gates of the peaceful
city of Trinsic. Normally I am not a noble player, and I would care less whether
or not the kind citizens of Trinsic survived an attack of such large scale;
I was in it for the money.
After assisting in the slaughter of over 25 trolls (and taking all the profits),
I felt a sharp pain in my back. That sharp pain was that of a battle axe inflicting
a horrible wound. I turned and spotted the last person I expected to see, Horny
Mr. Sulu.
I quickly attacked him with my spear. I really didn't know why he thought he
stood a chance against me, maybe it was that axe and his armor, but we all know
armor is useless if the wearer cannot fight. After I decimated him to near death,
he began to flee. When soon arrived at town.
"little coward, need your friend to help you kill me cause you suck."
he told me.
"I know not what thou speakest of, 'tis clear to all that I took thee down
on my own." I responded.
"bs, you know your friend helped, i will take your ass on any time."
"Thou'rt challenging me to a duel? Agreed, once thou hath healed I shall
destroy thee in the woods away from all noble folk."
"you got it"
After the knave was healed, he followed me into the woods. We both entered a
combat stance and quickly attracted spectators before the battle began. He initiated
attack and I retaliated. Without sustatining any damage I brought him down to
nearly half his health. Naturally, he turned and fled.
He was mocked and laughed at by the spectators, I had no time to laugh, for
I was chasing his yellow hide down. As he approached town I wounded him again.
He entered the gates of town and began calling the guards, I was about ready
to run when I noticed that they were not responding. Perhaps they were preoccupied.
I did not care, I continued my relenteless attack. The specatators arrived at
town to witness the fight still going on, and surrounded the Horny Mr. Sulu
so that he could not escape.
Within seconds, the battle was over. The knave was dead and I took all objects
of value from his rotting carcass. By some strange, unknown power, he came back
to life before me and began to talk.
"you suck, fuck you, coward bitch."
"I thank thee for thy donation, good day friend." I told him as I
bowed, and laughed.
Aye, 'twas a profitable day for the dastardly Warik.
|
|
Stratics Central
