Xavori
Xavori the Bard
I was camping in the orc
fortress at Cove. I had built up my usual barrel baricade and was
happily waiting practing music while waiting for the orcs to
respawn (remember, I'm playing nice right now) so I can improve
my fighting skills. Then, along came this hapless newbie named
Milof who rudely interupted my playing.
"Where are all the
orcs?" he asked.
I looked at him and noticed
that he was only a apprentice fighter (I'm magic...I can tell
just how good everyone in the game is with just a glance..OSI GET
RID OF TITLES) with a practice longsword andwooden shield. Of
course, I am playing the straight and narrow (even though my
title is still Dread Lord), so I don't steal anything.
"They're dead." I
replied.
"Oh, do you have any extra
stuff?" he asked.
Okay, this was just too much
temptation. An obvious rookie by himself talking to a Dread Lord
wearing all black. I couldn't help myself.
"The chest back here has a
real longsword and a brass shield." I lied.
Milof wandered to the back of
the room and I walked around to the entrance and blocked it with
a couple of barrels.
"Okay, give my your orc
helm or die," I said.
"What? You can get your
own."
"No, I want yours. Drop
it. NOW!" I ordered.
"We can find orcs."
"No, your helm or your
life,"
I switched into combat mode to
make my intentions very obvious. He looked at me and paused.
"My helm, " he said
as he dropped it on the ground.
"Now get away." I
said.
He moved away, and I casually
strolled over and picked up. He took the opportunity to move a
barrel and walk out, but he didn't leave.
"Do you have an extra
sword?" he asked.
Okay, call me stupid, but why
would you ever ask for help from someone who is on the verge of
killing you. A little common sense would go a long way...
"That's it. You die."
I switched back into combat
mode and slowly started stalking him. He took off running. I
switched back and then strolled to another part of the orc
fortress.
Figuring that anyone with an
orc helm who is that stupid has to have powerful friends, I
immedietly changed into a bright blue robe with orange cape and
blue mage hat. As I strolled out, Milof and another fighter,
Thrawn, came charging back in.
"Did you see a guy in
black?" Milof asked me.
"He's by the dock.
Why?" I replied.
"Cuz he stole my helm and
we're gonna kill him."
"Oh, okay. Have fun."
I said and walked off.
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