Posted by Counselor Kang on February 07, 1999 at 16:58:47:

Well... I'll go ahead and be the first counselor to post a story.

Well, I went to take this call about housing placement (which is the #1 call to counselors). It was from some kewl dood, which I don't particularly like. I handled it in a counselor like manner, and helped him as best I could (which was basically telling him what was blocking placement and to look further).
Enter the next call. It was from some one else looking to place a house. They had aparently found a spot, but a christmas tree was standing in the middle of no where blocking it.
I called a GM to delete the tree and he did so, but he left the ornaments behind (d'oh). I called again and said I'd wait around until they got removed.
Well, as I was waiting another member of the second call's guild came running up. He greater healed himself and told the person with the house deed to hide. He then told me that some one was using UOE to attack him.
Standard procedure here is to get the person's name and tell a GM about it so (s)he can remember about it for future reports. I went and followed the person and lo and behold, it was the person from the first call attacking from a boat.
I took his name down, sent it to a GM, and then checked the que and saw about 10 more unanswered calls. I excused myself without waiting for the tree ornaments to be deleted and took the next call.
It was a normal call and nothing much came of it. I then went to the next call. Another housing call asking why it wouldn't fit here. When I arrived, who did I see standing off to the side but the person from the first call. The caller was his guildmate.
Suffice to say, it was suprising to see the same guy in three completely seperate calls.

I have a lot of other stories to tell, as the other counselors do, I'd believe. So keep reading here for even more outrageous stories than this.

%--Kang--%