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.. UO Stratics - Counselor Blues ..

Posted by Counselor Cuban Cigar on February 11, 1999 at 13:15:15:

Help me Counselor! I am failing lumberjacking and get every 20 fails one log. This must be a bug...
I am a good lumberjacker!!!

Me: Hmmm, what is your skill?
Guy: Lemme check...ahh 10,4!

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