*tug* tug* I swear the robe is attached to my lil taffy body!

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.. UO Stratics - Counselor Blues ..

Posted by Counselor Damsel on February 16, 1999 at 15:55:51:

Hail!

At the insistence of a few callers who recognized me from my last story, I offer another�

Last week I answered a call for �A few questions��. These calls can be anything from how do I make a pie to is macroing legal and so on. It�s the wild card call and wild is fitting for the way this call went ;)

Upon arriving, there were 8 players all dressed in like colors with an experienced way about them. The caller seemed nervous and not sure what to ask but managed to stumble out a few mundane questions I felt pretty sure his mates could have answered. Meanwhile, his guildmates where all in war mode, telling me how stupid I was and generally insulting me and having a good time doing it. I did not think much of it but it was an odd call and I tried just to focus on the caller while ignoring the threats to kill me and take my robe :) I assured the others that although I would not harm them and carried no weapons beyond my rapier whit, they would fail if attempting to attack me, though suffer no harm. They tested this and kept busy while I attended the stuttering caller for a few minutes when suddenly one of them yelled, NOW!!. My caller backed up and joined his mates in a wide circle around me, I smiled and wondered if they wanted me to sing as I have a lovely voice and often occupy myself with a little ditty when alone or waiting when another of them cried, � KILL!!�. They were very well trained and all simultaneously canted, � Vas Cor Por� and cast Energy Vortex on me.

Well, Eight perfect lil purple vortexes immediately appeared, seemed to notice me, paused, seemed to notice each other, paused and all together turned and attacked their casters. What followed was quite a sight and will give me a smile and a snicker for a long time to come. Nine ghosts began to curse me for a witch and a cheater and a provoker. Now they were sure my robe must be magic and that I had taken control of the EV�s and killed them all, chuckle. What infuriated them further was that I did not respond for so long due to my excessive hysteria at the sight of them all dead by their own EV�s. I explained I had nothing to do with it but I think they will not attack a counselor for a long time to come :). Eventually, they found a healer and recovered their items and I logged off for the night.

Peace
*Blows Kisses*

Counselor Damsel
Atlantic

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