Posted by Counselor Icy Wynter on February 21, 1999 at 00:38:46:

Tonight, I received a call in the queue, I came to atop of bank of trinsic. I began with "Hail sir, How I can help thee?"
(he asked me to use his name on this board)
DarkWizard: Help me! I am stuck!
Icy Wynter: How is that, sir?
DarkWizard: Keys is paralyzing me!
Icy Wynter: Huh? keys is paralyzing you?
(after a while I try to get all facts, here is what happened)
DarkWizard: When I saw keyring on floor, I got curious to see what is inside, I doubleclicked on keyring, opened keyring, 193 keys exploded into by backpack overloading me!! Help me get rid of those keys in backpack!!
Icy Wynter: *bursted into laughter*
after 15-20 mins or so.. he was down to 130 keys.. poor guy!! *laughs*
DarkWizard: Probably will take an hour to get rid of all keys! I guess I get what is coming to me for being curious! *sigh*
Icy Wynter: *laughs*
(few minutes later)
DarkWizard : Are you going to post this on Counselor Blues? I can see you laughing hard behind that robe!!
Icy Wynter: I sure am ! *laugh*
Here I am posting this story!

DarkWizard, I am betting you are still throwing keys out of backpack!! *laugh*
this is one of my bizarre calls ;-)

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