Crisis in Britannia, Day 56.
I'm Lylia Morgan and you're listening to Britannia Network News.
In the headlines today.
Minax made an appearance in Cove last night. The deranged magic user, responsible for the current invasion of the realm, wreaked havoc among the bystanders for several hours. She
then simply discontinued the attacks and disappeared. No one has yet figured out the logic of her attacks, which seem to occur at random. There was no comment on the incident from the interim counsel in Britain. More after this.
Where are you going?
Going to Moonglow to study at "Ly-kay-um".
I think you mean the "Ly-see-um".
No, I pretty sure it "Ly-kay-um".
No, orc snot! "Ly-see-um".
Hey! Don't tell me how to speak, you frickin lamer!
[Sound of a sword being drawn and swung]
Another male voice:
Come to the only place where you'll find out for sure. The Moonglow...well...you know.
Welcome back to BNN. In other news, reagents are in short supply throughout Britannia. Mages are having an especially tough time buying black pearl and ginseng. All reagents are said to be difficult to come by, however. If the shortage continues, experts speculate that it could have dire consequences on the defense of the realm.
In Britain last night, Miss Delucia, Ashley the Armtrophy, was crowned Miss Britannia before a capacity crowd. At a press conference afterward, Miss Armtrophy was quoted as saying, "I hope to be an advocate for the homeless, underfed children across the realm. When I see their tiny, dirty bodies, I just cry. I mean, I'd like to be thin
like that, but without the dirt and flies, you know?" And that's the news. I'm Lylia Morgan and you've been listening to BNN.
Title: Crisis in Britannia, Day 56
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