Bob of Skara Brae
UP: Napa Valley
T' was an interesting day for those young at heart and full of
spirit this day, when "Star's Pizza Delight" was re-opened to deliver more
pizzas to the hungry citizens of Britain! Star informed the Town Criers of her desire for
delivery-folks, and instantly several arrived! These quick-footed individuals brought
pizzas to many different fellows across Britain, including mages and even Lords!
"I don't know what I'd do without this service," Kelon
said, in between chapters of a book he was reading in the mage's tower. "I'm always
too busy in my research to leave the tower for food. Thank goodness for Star's Pizza
Even the local guards got into the frenzy - - two guards ordered
three pizzas between themselves. "Mrrrpmh Fmmph Drugmgmghh," commented Lord
Solomon. "Mmhpmh Yhmhmhph - - *gulp* - - Star's Pizza!"
The deliverypersons were given a sum of 250 coins for each pizza,
plus any tip given to them by the recipients; everyone walked away profiting. "I just
love those little younguns," said Star. "They're so adorable and willing
to help all the time!" She smiled a broad smile, then packed up her pizza-dough for
the day and headed back to her home. I sure hope we see her again sometime.
From the Town Cryer - The Journal of Ultima
Online, Wednesday, May 5th 1999