UP: Lake Superior
What foul creature is this? Not a zombie, not a
murderer, not even a beggar. Much, much worse! A fashion designer! Oh yes, this
creature, and his mad cohorts, attacked me in Magincia when I stopped to look at
the water off the beach. Merciless ‘e was, trashing my drab green tunic and
leather armor, and dressing me up in finery that is completely unsuitable for
I wish for ye to warn all thy readers, that if they see this vicious being and
his pack of rabid tailors, they should run as fast as possible in the other
direction, lest they be stripped down and re-clothed in whatever he sees fit.
Beware Georg the Fashion King.
After being defeated by this… man, I decided to seek out his other victims. I
came upon a poor healer sitting outside the home of Lady Gwen, a resident of
Magincia. He told me a frightful tale. While the Lady prepared for a treasure
hunt, it seems Georg struck from within, and rampaged among her guests making
new outfits left and right. When the guests left, this wild tailor was loosed on
Magincia, and descended upon the poor healer. Even his bandages were color
The corpse of an evil mage nearby was garbed in a deep red robe of very fine
cut; much more so than those corrupt beings usually wear. While highly skilled,
the man is obviously insane, and quite forceful (in a happy sort of way), and
should be avoided at all costs. Take heed citizens, for he may strike again.
From the Town Cryer - The Journal of Ultima Online,