Walking on water.

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.. UO Stratics - Counselor Blues ..

Posted by Counselor Arundel on February 07, 1999 at 21:44:15:

I got a call one night from a player whose message simply stated: "You've got to see this." So I answered the call and ended up on his boat in the middle of the ocean. Nothing unusual about that - done it dozens of times.

However, standing on the water next to the boat and explaining that "I don't have my goods with me. Let's go to my shop", was an NPC Provisioner!

Thinking that this might be the Second Coming I quickly checked the name but, alas, it was not to be. This was merely an NPC - nothing more.

A call to a GM resulted in a naked (well he had his BVD's on) NPC, floating face down next to the boat and a dolphin cum-GM gamboling away into the sunset.

Weird.

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