Attacking a counselor? Not in MY hall!!!!!

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.. UO Stratics - Counselor Blues ..

Posted by Elder Counselor Zodiac on February 09, 1999 at 20:01:35:

It all started one dark and stormy night....

Ok, not really, I was helping my blue counselors answer calls and got word that I should not return to the guild hall. I was told that there were some people there causing trouble. This really got my intrest up, so I finished my call and went to the hall. My, what a sight I was greeted with!

All the other counselors had left because there were about fifteen or twenty guys, all dressed in brown robes, straw hats, and all were named Garreth. As soon as I was spotted, one of them (the leader?) yelled, "Assimilate!" and they all ran after me. I did my best to out run them, but they were quite fast! I would run to the back of the hall and just when they thought they had me cornered, I would recall outside! It was quite a sight to watch them all chase me around. I was laughing so hard I could hardly move around.

Well, they decided not to chase me around anymore and filled the benches in front of the stage. I stood at the podium for a while with them. I called all other conselors in to see them.

After a while, they all decided to go cause trouble at the Mage Tower and gated out. SRC Roland and I were sitting there talking about how much fun that was, and how nice it was to see people having that much fun when something interesting happened. One of the Garreths was left behind and he wandered in to ask where the others had gone. Without a word, Roland, Shoeless Joe, and I all ran to him and yelled: "Assimilate!" He never knew what hit him!

All in all, I think it was the BEST time I have ever had being a counselor. So Garreths, if you read this, stop by the hall some time. We miss your crazy antics!

Until next time :)

Elder Zodiac

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