Posted by Counselor Damsel on February 20, 1999 at 18:12:35:

Hail, I hope I am not monopolizing the board. Please forgive me if I am. Today a few things happened and the callers, recognizing me from here hoped I would relate these amusing and lil embarassing tales.

First call I got today was from a player with a Stat loss problem. He had 100 str and was down to 95 overnight. These calls are very distressing to this particular Damsel as they are just so hard to track the source. Well after asking 20 questions and finding that the player had not been the victem of an instant ress, ressing as a murderer, a server warp or a few dozen other things....
I asked him to remove the magic wizzard hat I finally noticed and wahlah! He got back the 5pts of strength and dex he had lost to gain the extra 5 of mana the hat give and all was well in Brittania. Good Luck Joyo, you had me sweating for a bit there ;)

Later on in the evening, after many hours of Counciling, I accidentally took a call for Counselor Agape. Well, Felix recognized me from the board here and was happy to let me try to help in place of Agape. During my time there i needed to look to other areas available to me and was trying to excuse myself for a moment when i typed

sex
oops
sex
Oh no, i meant, sex
ack! so sorry, sex
OMG, I meant to say Sec, as in just a moment, or be right back!
I then proceeded to blush for ten minutes straight and stammer out apologies, needless to say i was totally flustered. He laffed the whole time and said he was thrilled to be a part of history, (hoping I would share the instance here). He was flattered to be such hot stuff as to cause met to slip so badly. I have been typing very very carefully since then :)

Lastly, Just a few minutes ago i saw a call that read like this:

"Help! The lag has caused all my hair to fall out and I need moral support and a hair transplant!"

Giggle. How cute is that? ;)

*Blows Kisses*

Counselor Damsel
Atlantic

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