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Crisis in Britannia, Day 49.

I'm Matthew the Bard and you're listening to Britannia Network News.

In the headlines today.

Where is Lord British? He departed Britain for the city of Yew two days ago, but now has seemingly vanished from the face of the earth. The last confirmed sighting of British was early yesterday morning not far from the dungeon of Shame. Since then, there has been no sign of the ruler and messengers dispatched to find him have returned empty handed. Advisors in Britain fear the worst. We'll be right back after these words.

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In other news today, rumors persist of an army of gazers somewhere on the outskirts of Yew. The army is supposedly led by a gazer fiend and to number in the dozens if not hundreds. And in full-contact Mage League action from last night, the Moonglow Mutilators defeated the Serpent's Hold Wizards 24 to 17. Mutilator's flameback, the notorious Rodney, led the scoring with eight kills and four total emulations. And that's the news. I'm Matthew the Bard and you've been listening to BNN.

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Title: Crisis in Britannia, Day 49

Author: OSI

Abstract: Britannia News Network

From the Britannia Network News