BNN Day 66

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Lady Machiavelli:
Crisis in Britannia, Day 66.
I'm Lady Machiavelli and you're listening to Britannia Network News.
In the headlines today.
What are the moonstones? Citizens are finding them everywhere in Britannia it seems. However, no one seems to know what they are, where they came from, or what they are used for. The druid Nystul, Lord British's court mage, is said to be examining several of the moonstones. There is no word on his findings. More after this.

Male voice:
Coming up on Monster Planet, Cleve Durwin goes to the Trinsic swamps for an hour of danger and learning.

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G'day. I'm deep in the heart of the Trinsic swamp looking for the elusive and often deadly lizardman. [Whispering] Shh, wait, wait. Look, you can see the outline of a corpser. Shh, I'm moving slowly towards her, making sure not to alert her to my presence. [Corpsers howl] Beautiful specimen. Come here you little beauty, no one's going to hurt ya. [Corpers howl] Oh, she's a little agitated by my presence here. Normally I have a rabbit or a [unkown word] which I use to distract, but now we just best move on and find that lizardman.

Male voice:
Tune in tonight to hear Cleave say.

Male voice with Australian accent:
Let's see if we can get a good measurement of that sword.

Lady Machiavelli:
Welcome back. In the rest of the news, mages in Britain are performing an autopsy on the remains of one of the new and powerful monsters used in the attack on Trinsic. The rotting corpse was first seen several weeks ago during the attacks by the undead invaders. It is said to have twenty times the stamina of a human and an almost unlimited ability to poison its victims. BNN will keep you informed as details of the autopsy are released. Shocked citizens of Vesper were amazed to find a dancing troll outside the city gates, singing for gold. Identing himself as G'Blarth the, "nice, nice, human-like troll guy. No hurt," is believed to have been cast out of his clan after displaying an unwillingness to eat bards. In a short and heavily monitored interview, he had the following to say, "Me like jig. Dance smart. You not stop me. Happy now. But me need gold for food. Eat. No smash smash. Whoo!" Guards have determined that G'Blarth poses no threat at this time as long as he is fed. And so it goes. I'm Lady Machiavelli and you're listening to BNN.

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Title: Crisis in Britannia, Day 66
Author: OSI
Copyright: 2000 Electronic Arts
Abstract: Britannia News Network

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