Sawyer, a craftsman UP: Catskills As is my custom, I was wanderin in tha forest ta
gather wood fer me crafting. While I be a might fair carpenter, with enough
tinkering �n tailorin ta make a decent bed or such, I am not one to undertake
fights with man nor beast. So ya kin imagin me fear when I was beset upon not by
tha usual woodland creatures, but by a band o� ettins. Big ugly creatures were
they! Tall as tha trees themselves!
Well, being more concerned with me life than me fortune, I did drop my bag o�
tha thins I had made right there and headed west as fast as tha legs would take
me! It were fortunate tha woods be not so very big and thar were a clearing near
by, nestled up agin tha mountain. And here in this place there were several
buildins, all of them quite new and of a style that were nae found in our lands
when I had last gone to one o� our cities.
Out�ve breath and havin� lost me bag o� stuff, I ran into tha small town
and sought help. There were few there, but one did seek me out and ask if he
might offer help. I did try ta warn him that thar be a bunch o� uglies in tha
woods, but he did insist tha he alone could fight �em off. Well, I thought he
be a bit foolhardy, but ifn he wished ta die, I be nae one to stand in his way.
So off east we did start into tha woods. Sure as I told �im, we had not gone
thrice tha length o� yer body afore one o� them uglies did approach. I did
tha only thing a good craftsman could and hid behind tha nearest tree, I did!
But tha bold one, though I thought him a fool, did stand his ground, runin�
around tha ugly and using his bow with skill and force. Soon that ettin were a
goner. And wud ya believe tha man did then offer to give me tha booty? Me who
hae done nothing to slay the thing, had only led �im into tha danger, and had
hid at tha first chance! Well then I did know fer sure that this stranger not be
sound in �is head.
But I ramble, as is me want. We did continue through tha woods, only ta find
e�en more beasties. And tha stranger did agin dispatch �em with speed. And
he did then yell out ta me, �I found your bag!� And find it he had. It were
in a clearing, surrounded by a pack o� tha big uglies. But praise tha virtues
there were a tree that were bigger than me girth and behind it I did seek
safety. And while tha stranger fought on, he did urge me to get me bag o�
stuff while he did take the creatures away from me. Well that I did and he again
did prevail.
After tha battle I did ask �is name and seek to know more o� this rare
example o� courage and helpful spirit. � Marcus is my name,� said he. �I
own a tavern, nearby called the Whispering Pines.� Well when I offered him one
of me handcrafted works as a token o� me appreciation, he did choose tha
armoire which he said would be �beautiful addition� to tha tavern.
Marcus did show me his tavern and tell me that it be in a place called Edinburgh
in tha lands known as Trammel. I did partake o� his offer o� food and a
place to rest for tha night. And far better a place were it than tha forest
floor where I lay me head each night!
I know not if�n I shall �ere set foot in that place again, but I tell all
who would be near tha place, tha if�n they need help, then hope to tha Virtues
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